Hunter Wellingtons

Known to festival attendees everywhere simply as 'Hunters', this one word term actually refers to a highly popular Middle Class brand of wellington boots.  Unusually favoured both by the fashionable of London and the sturdy of the Home Counties, despite their Middle Class potential they should be approached with caution.  Both socially and literally, it is easy to slip up while wearing them:

Don't be tricked into thinking that you should wear them while out hunting - it is highly important that you do not use them in any genuine country pursuits.   If you attempt to use them properly, rough country folk will laugh at you behind your back.  It will simultaneously mark you out as 'nouveau' among the upper classes.  Avoid at all costs.

However, to gain Middle Class points it is essential that you wear Hunters while doing the following:

1.  Attending horse related events that do not have a formal dress code (Badminton, for example).  You should, naturally, also be in full Casual Country Attire - a Middle Class dress code fraught with danger - its complexities and subtleties are explored elsewhere.

2.  Country Walking. 
Never, ever refer to this as rambling. 
This is typically done on weekends, and sometimes special trips into rural areas may be made for this purpose.  Ideally, you will have a dog with you. Ideally, this will be a labrador or spaniel of some description, called either Charlie or Henry.  Country walking fits into the wider context of being 'close to nature' in your leisure time, which is very important to the Middle Classes.  It is also useful for getting some actual mud onto your new Hunters, so that they look authentic.
The walk is punctuated by an important institution; the Pub Lunch, which may only occur in a Gastro-pub.  You can make a point of taking off your Hunters before entering, because they are so muddy.  Don't worry about forgetting; the Gastro-pub will have a passive agressive note on the front door to remind you. 

3.  Attending Festivals. 
Undoubtedly where you will have first heard of Hunters.  First popularised by the satirical performance artist Kate Moss, and now ubiquitous.  To be combined in a carefully haphazard manner with vintage clothes, which are not to be referred to as second hand.  You may also wear your Hunters with a glamorous evening dress, to imply that you are both carefree and ironic.  It does not matter if other Middle Class People misinterpret the word irony.

Middle Class Warning:  Purchasing Hunters that are not plain green or blue is an instant fail.  Spotty, stripy or floral will decimate your points.  Noone will assume you are being ironic.

Middle Class points accrued by owning Hunters:  4